Smear Manifesto
Citizens who don’t like their kids, wheelchair kidz, mixed drinks, laughing at old people (not you, Grandma), ski masks, man-voice machines, ugly people kissing, relaxation, metal, weekend trips to Corpus … Continue reading
Things I Learned Before Noon
Here is a short list of things I learned today as I roamed the town square: 1.) The first thing I learned is that young women are rapidly adapting the … Continue reading
Sixteen and Shoplifting
Anytime someone goes undercover there is bound to be drama. With every great business comes the great threat of thievery. To help control the problem many retailers employ a secret … Continue reading
Bad Girls Club: Outer Space!
Outer space. Known sometimes as the deep-sea ocean in the sky. Full of floating asteroids and sinister satellites, space offers nothing but an extreme lack of oxygen and the elevated … Continue reading
Liz and Dick drinking game rules:
1.) Gather your choice of cheap vodka in a plastic bottle or black market gin. 2.) No glasses or cups required. Remove the cap and prepare to guzzle. 3.) Anytime … Continue reading
Hard-Boiled Laziness
Some situations in life are meant to be strategically circumnavigated, like mountain passes and raging rivers, but using a short cut to boil eggs is as egregious as greeting someone … Continue reading
