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Why America? Because we wouldn’t have artificial nails, nuclear bombs or Chili’s without it.
Smear Campaign Magazine, first printed in August 2006, is available in finer attics and men’s bathrooms. To see for yourself, you can download Issue #13 here.
Although the morality behind the message is troubling, the truth behind it is completely comforting. We are not here to wipe your butts, we are here to make you shit your pants.
“The babies would not have bedrooms because they would have to sleep where they finished crying.” Anonymous bad mom
